Saturday, March 27, 2010


Dear Kids,

While I appreciate the fact that you are eating pretzels since it is a healthy snack choice, and I appreciate that you enjoy dipping said pretzels in mustard since mustard is a dirt cheap condiment, I do not like all of the plates I am finding in the sink with remnants of mustard and uneaten pretzels crumbs.

I suppose I should consider purchasing the mustard kind of pretzels but I am too cheap to spend the outrageous price and besides, you would just dip them in mustard anyway.

I hope that you consider licking your plate clean -or- wash your dish.

Oh yeah, I could buy paper plates couldn't I?

Love, Mom

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